God Must Love Me!!!

Thanks to a very kind good samaritan who is also a sound engineer, my creative juices have been flowing and I have recorded a whole song all by my lonesome! It is the first song off my new album that I'm working on called "Ghost Runners." Check it out on my new myspace page.

Here is my new myspace.

When Life Gives You Lemons...

When Life Gives You Lemons...

Dear Lil Jon,

My name is Libby West and I would like to crunk in your next video. I realize that there are probably plenty of eligible candidates that you need to consider, but I need to let you know that I have got what it takes to be your next crunking star.

Why, you ask, am I destined to be a groovy crunking sensation? Because not only do I have a large posterior region, but I know how to shake. Out of all the Latifahs, Valginas and Aishas that you may come across, what girl could boast that they shake ALL THE TIME? I am one serious shaker. I do it from the moment I wake up to the moment I retire to bed, and even shake in my sleep. I can outshake a Baptist on a Sunday morning.

With skills like mine, I will be like the vodka that laces your crunk juice. Then, crunking will become more than a beverage that makes a meal more fancy. I will make crunking a party in a cup. My talents afford an opportunity that comes once in a lifetime. Take it, Lil John. Take it.

So, Lil John, if you know what is good for you, you will have me on a plane to Las Vegas or LA within the week. And when I dance for you, tears will come to your eyes and you will know from your Nike Air Max shoes to your gold teeth that I have the makings of a crunking star. I will be anxiously awaiting your call.

Sincerely,

Libby "The Shaman" West

phone: 801-532-2002

email: crunkshaft2010@liljohnfanclub.org

PS. I require little payment, just a diamond-studded gold necklace that says "Libsteroni Pizza", and a vanity cup that I can pawn off when I get back to pay medical bills. Also, I will not engage in any hanky-panky or wear slutty clothes. I am a very moral woman.

Veronica Mars is suhweeeeeeeeet!!!